You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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