I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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