So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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