You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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