Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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