I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
