I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Randomize
