the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Randomize
