More tranny stories later!
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
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