therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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