i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
No subtext here. People are naked.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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