I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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