I hope mine doesn't look like that
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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