on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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