I want to walk on stilts...naked
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
