just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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