Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Randomize
