Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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