I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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