Your mouth is God's brothel.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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