i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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