I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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