Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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