Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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