Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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