So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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