i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
