Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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