I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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