No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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