Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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