Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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