whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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