one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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