: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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