she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
When are your genitals available?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Randomize
