I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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