Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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