That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Randomize
