Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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