No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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