the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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