So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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