Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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