Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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