found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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