just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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