Midget sex pt 2 tonight
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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