I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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