what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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