i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Randomize
